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MailBoxer™

 
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The Stinker™
A Pair of tubes that attach to the mailbox with prepared adhesive pads, one in front of the flag and one behind it. Upon impact with a bat, the tube breaks and transfers some of its "skunk oil" onto the bat. The vandal is unaware of this transfer until the bat is brought into the vehicle. We hope that some of the skunk oil gets wiped onto clothing and car upholstery. The vandal doesn't know where he got "skunked." The mailbox will smell like a gas leak for a few days. Spraying the area with a mixture of chlorine bleach (1 cup), liquid detergent (1 tsp) in a quart of water will help minimize the odor. U.S. Patent #7,014,098.
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The BatGrabber™
A plastic tube hides a row of sharp ring nails anchored to aluminum channels. Two fasteners anchor the channels to the mailbox (phillips screwdriver, pliers and drill needed to install). Upon direct impact with a wooden bat, the plastic tube deforms and the bat is grabbed out of the hand of the swinger. Will the vehicle return to claim the bat or to wipe off the finger prints? Farmer Brown can be at the mailbox to write down a license plate number while Mrs. Brown calls the sheriff, particularly if you have the Announcer/Tattler. CAUTION: The bat should be removed promptly the next morning lest it damage an oncoming vehicle; this is done by removing the attachment screws. U.S. Patent #6,983,876.
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The Announcer/Tattler™
This device is a transmitter that goes on the door of the mailbox and a receiver that plugs into a 110 volt outlet in the house. When the door of the mailbox is opened, a chime in the house is followed by a visual green light to inform you that mail has been delivered, that the mailbox door has been opened at midnight, or that the mailbox has received an impact. Transmitter range is 150 feet (45 meters). The mailbox needs to be anchored firmly to avoid vibration in the wind which may cause false alarms.
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All purchases come with A REPLACEMENT GUARANTEE! Free replacement of your MailBoxer™ within 5 years. Send me a photo of your hit MailBoxer™ or a newspaper report of an arrest and I'll send you a freebie!

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Stinker Pair™ @$20.00 (+ $4.60 S/H)
BatGrabber™ @$20.00 (+ $4.60 S/H)
Announcer/Tattler™ @$30.00 (+ $6.20 S/H)

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The Netbrella Company, LLC
5758 Rustic Knolls Dr.
Boulder, Colorado 80301